When people say something using ‘t’was’.
Like what the heck, are you about to recite t’was the night before Christmas???? I know it’s like shorter for it was but that word is not cool mayn
shout out to the people who never unfollow me for some reason even when i never post anything relevant to their interests
i just realized why malls are called malls omfg
why go to one store, when you could go to them all
i really enjoy the way everyone has distinctive keysmashes
like some people favor the home row fjkdslfjlka
some people go all around the keyboard like khcxzrmwe
other people go with one letter hhhhhhhhhhhh or ffffffffffffffff which are two very different emotions
other people start out with words and then it just disentigrates into fuck fuck fufcjkckfuckckckckcfifcj
other people like throw in asteriks and exclamation points and shit and get fancy with it
there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades
If I ever see you guys in real life I’m screaming your URL as loud as I can
I dare you.
I’M SO MAD THE SHOW DIDN’T END BY LIKE “CARLY” WAKING UP IN THE HOSPITAL AND SHE WAS SURROUNDED BY DRAKE AND JOSH AND HER PARENTS AND THEY’RE ALL LIKE “MEGAN YOU WERE IN A COMA” AND SHE JUST SHOUTS “WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME YOU BOOBS” AND IT JUST ENDS
Someone please explain to me why Will Smith looks exactly the same as he did in 1989